1) Squirrels throw acorns. That's pretty gangsta. Catch them jumping impossible jumps from tree to tree.
2) They have a club on campus. It literally is a club called "Uptown", complete with bar, stage, blacklit sign.
3) There is an Amish population on campus. Yes, they do more than just farm! Education matters!
4) The college bookstore has the only escalators in the county.
5) If you're going to college to find a sweetheart to marry, Bucknell is the place to be. Two-thirds of "Bucknellians" get married to each other.